I haven't yet, but I so want to.... I mean really badly want to...
Really, really badly want to.
Want to what? And why so badly?
Vigilante justice, that's what.
Why so badly? Because the idiotic neighbors and/or their guests that have been flying up and down the small residential main street in front of my house doing about 60 MPH on a street designated as 15 MPH so badly deserve to face whatever would happen to them.
I've thought about tossing a home made speed bump (in the form of an 8"x8" block of wooden post) out into the roadway. It would surely tear up whatever vehicle hits it while zooming through.
I've thought about loading up some balloons with paint to just toss at anyone that is obviously speeding through. (Makes for a nice splash on their vehicle, sort of giving them a nice scarlet letter....)
I've wished that the neighborhood would see some police officers with the radar gun and the book of tickets at the ready.
The neighborhood itself has seen warnings from the management that say if people don't slow down there will be speed bumps put into place, and yet people still don't slow down.
Morons. Complete and total.
Deserved of whatever vigilante justice might befall them, but yet I just can't make myself do it...